first night in Monterrico

Henriks desperate need to have a good suntan to show up in Sweden led us to the sun safe Monterrico on the southern coast of Guatemala. Together with Henrik, Tania and Larry we took the chicken bus down to the Pacific Coast. It was Saturday afternoon and the atmosphere was on top. Before that bus ride I had not been aware that grown ups can have so much fun and behave just like the kinda teenagers a Swedish bus driver would kick out immediately. Halfway we lost Larry, since he decided to stay and spend the evening with some ladies he met on the bus. So the 3 of us continued to a dark , hot and moist Saturday night Montterico. The little town was busy and all lower budget options were full, all ecxept one. It was run by Vito, an decadent Italian who sat sipping beer in the bar when we arrived. We were given a room that was really basic standard, and it actually felt quite alright at first. We were so hot and sweaty that we jumped in the pool as fast as you can say bikini. Henrik jumped from the trampoline that almost broke (he is not that fat at all) and I almost fell through to the ground since some ladder was missing. It seemed like there had passed years since anyone had done effort to make things work at that place. We returned to our room smelling intensely of color to discover that a large family of termites were also staying in our room.. They sent a drunk guy in with a poison pump and he was smoking a cigarette while trying to pump the poison wherever it happened to land and almost tipping over when trying to reach the far away corners. After he left I took up my travel guide to read about Monterrico accomodation. Before even getting to the actual reviews our guidebook said; Avoid the Hotel Boule Beach as regular thefts have been reported I asked Henrik and Tania about the name of the hotel, and since none of them knew I stepped out to find out, and to my not so great suprice the place we were staying at was indeed Hotel Boule Beach. We fell asleep under awkwardly dirty mosquito nets listeninbg to someone vomiting ib one of the rooms and people having sex in the other. We moved out the next morning.


decided it was time for some handicraft

Antigua

Woke up to the sound of noises and figured earplugs would be my next investment. Then it suddenly hit my head, the bear and tequila from NO SÈ last night. I knew I needed breakfast but I also knew that leaving my single hotel room with private bathroom, hot shower, dirty blankets, and yellowish walls, would take a while. I checked the time in the settings of my digital camera before I left, the time was 9.30. Once out on the streets I was pulled between two strong forces, my escalating hunger and my pickyness of a cafeteria. Victory to my picky taste left my stomach suffering 7 blocks until I saw “Y tu piña tambien”. I took my time drinking coffee and apparently my thoughts were elsewhere when I said adios to the woman in the bar and left without paying. A couple of blocks down the street I stepped into a little comedor, ordered a liquiado. Sitting there reading an article about mescaline and mural movements I realized my committed crime. I tried to sip my drink for a while longer and concentrate in the reading but I had to ask for the check and leave almost immediately. I guess they were aware of my escape at “Y tu piña tambien”, and I handed over he 37, mas propina, Quetzales I owed them. Across the street I entered a tiny bookstore. I did not find anything I looked for book wise but I ended up talking for about an hour to Mr Bookstorekeeper about murdered bishops and Finnish students on tennis scholarship in the US. On my way to another bookstore to find a book I decided it was time for some handicraft. The lady with the golden teeth offered me the mustard colored cloth for 190, I bargained it to 120. Then I headed to the postal Office. Or actually I did not quite do that. First I walked through the park and picked some flowers and a few minutes later I was in an huge supermarket to buy envelopes. It was the kind of supermarket that seems to cover up most possible needs. The store was literary crowded with stuff and I tried to figure what on earth could be the thing that was not for sale there. Actually the answer to my question appeared quite quickly, when, after mobilizing 3 staff members (a bad habit that I have inherited through my mother and grandmother) we found out the store did not have any hair needles. It did not even help when one girl who was eating ice cream and working called with a Walkie Talkie to the manager and said “no hay”. I left the supermarket with a bag full of other stuff and ran in to a pharmaceutics store. I knew there was something I had to buy there but I could not remember what it was. I stood there a while thinking until I realized I had forgotten and was not to remember. Finally I reached the post office to send a letter to my loved one and one to my father. It was me, 5 German girls, 2 American ladies and one Japanese chick who stood there together licking stamps and wondering about how many months it would take to our post to reach its destination. I walked back to my hotel, had a little chat with the hygiene technician (also referred to as a cleaning lady), lay down on my bed and realized it was earplugs I was supposed to buy at the pharmaceutics store.

El hotelito perdido

The word of mouth and some other travelers led us to the next destination, “El hotelito Perdido”, a small scale bungalow place in the jungle along Rio Dulce. The place was amazing, hidden behind vegetation and consisting of four wooden bungalows. In the main building there were hammocks, games, guitars, and there us 10 guests and the hosts (a coughing long haired Englishman who hated Robbie Williams and chain-smoked cigarettes, and a polish alert woman who was super kind but had a working and moving speed beating most). Every night we enjoyed dinner together and spent a lot of time hanging out since the heavy jungle rain came. Being in paradise, surrounded by a Caribbean river, wild colorful flowers and palm trees, I realized there must be a downside about a place that appears so perfect. And of cause the Englishman started to tell us about corruption, violence, deadly snakes, spiders and all the scorpions in the hood (according to him he had been bitten 50 times). That was enough to boost my paranoia, I became irrationally scared of the jungle. The last day I had a gigantic spider on my raincoat and a little black scorpion ran out from under my bag, and actually I felt quite relived.

los animales

this chapter and these pictures of the Guatemaltecan fauna are dedicated to my little brother Misha

Livingstone

Livingstone, a little town in the Carribean was my next destination. It can only be reached by boat and the ride along the river of Rio Dulce feels quite special, you get the feeling pirates have been in these waters but nowadays it is mostly populated by birds, and Mayans in little wooden kayaks. Livingstone is the home of the Garifuna people, an ethnic group with roots in Africa. It differs quite from the rest if Guatemala and there is a little bit of Jamaican feeling over the place. Once I arrived in the harbour it felt like every single hustler and Rastafari saw the opportunity to escort this lonely little lady to somewhere expecting me or the hotel to tip them for their unbearable service. Luckily I bumped into Susette, a dutch girls who asked me to stay with her. to be continued...
I spent a few sunny days in Livingstone, doing hikes to a waterfall and reading books on the local beach, or rather the local trash bin located by the ocean. It was in quite a dreadful condition and the local pig family, a mommy, her sidekick and 8 little pig babies came looking for leftovers. Every night I fell asleep to the noise of bongo drums and reaggeton and woke up by the local chicken male (coq?). it was nice

Guatemala City

Arrriving 10 at night is not so nice but luckily I was picked up by Tania, a collegue of my friend Henrik and got to stay in the commune where these 'peace watchers' live. Everything hit me as extremely exotic in Guatemala. The man lying down in the back of his pickup lifting wights with a telephone catalouge, the bus driver who gets off in the red lights to change the busnumber sign from 44 to 73, the lady combing the hair of her grown up daughter in a cafe restroom.

I guess I did not spend too much time readiung about Guateala before I came and therefoire it was a total suprise that the capital was a 8 million city. It is divided into 21 zones and some of them are alright, some wealthy and inside big walls to protect the habitants and others are strictly not to visit since they are like the wild west and ruled by the Mara gangs. They say it is one of the most dangerous cities in the world and I guess I was quite pumped up with fear. Around 17.30 when it gets dark the streets become abandoned and walking around the city is a donts. Run down houses, dim street lights, suspicious guys in groups of 2 or 3, travestis in the corner and homeless dogs acting the kings and queens of darkness.

It is a gifantic, and there is just so much to look at, it is one of these cities whre you would like to sit in a taxi all day long just being on a constant journey through town, watching its colours and chaos but still being an observer inside a bubble of imagined safety.

departure

This time it was harder to leave than ever before. I was nervous about simple preparaions like insurance, vacciation and VISA and they all fell like enourmosly complicated issues to arrange. Even though I was going to South America the continent of my fantasies it did not give me ease this time, and I felt both sad and unproportionally scared. But I guess once goodbye ceremonies are over and you find yourself sitting at an airport gate, things become easier.

The time a 22 hour journey offers for reflection and thoughts should not be underestimated. No matter how borinbg it can feel it offers quite some time to think about this that and nothing specific.

Entering the US was a hustle like always. Fill in forms, take fingerprints, shoot pictures and ask strange question. when I told mr Bordercontrol ´I am not staying in the US´he answered me ´thats good.´ The nervous and cold atmosphere by the security gates put me in a false belief that a terrorist attack was going to occur any moment and when a staff member started yelling about an abandoned bang I was just waiting for the big explotion. I felt extremely confused during my 3 hour stay in New York airport and choosing a sandwich took me ages and deciding where to sit down and eat it was even harder. I felt like a prime time zombie taking myself to gate 73.

I watched the MIsisippi river from the airplane window, and is is a beatiful river, thats all I can say, and looking at it while listening to Old Crow Medicine show put me in a mood of sentimentality. Then the screen in front of me informed that the outside temperature was -51 Celcuis and I started feeling cold. I dont know if the fact that the Houston airport was called George Bush Intercontinental made me even colder.